i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
Someone needs to become best friends with me and help me initiate picking up my entire life and moving it there. Seriously. I just wanna live in murrica someone help meeeeeee
I also need friends so the friend part of this equation is sorta necessary too you know. Ahhh man :( #dreaaaaaaming
when someone really cute calls you cute first
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I want to be everyone’s friend.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.